Beer Battalion · Issue No. 1

Beer Battalion Motar

£32.00£64.00 Save 50%

Drop a bottle in the top. The cap fires out, the beer lands open in the base. Every round gets a reaction.

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  • Drop the bottle in the top — the cap fires out, the beer lands open
  • Woodland camo tube, American flag band and eagle shield badge
  • Two front legs and a strut into a star-stamped base
  • No bottle opener to hunt for, ever again
  • A gift built for veterans and the people who toast them
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Estimated total £32.00
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Operating procedure

Three steps. Zero bottle openers.

  1. Load 01

    Load

    Hold a capped glass bottle upright and drop it bottom-first into the top of the tube.

  2. Fire 02

    Fire

    As it slides down, the cap is knocked off and launched out of the top with a pop.

  3. Serve 03

    Serve

    The bottle lands upright in the base cup, open and ready. Pull it out and drink.

In the field

Garages, porches, dens and BBQs

  • Back garden

    Back garden

  • BBQ on the deck

    BBQ on the deck

  • Basement bar

    Basement bar

  • Front porch

    Front porch

Questions

Before you deploy

What is it?

A mortar-style beer bottle opener. You drop a capped bottle into the top, the cap is knocked off and launched out of the tube, and the open bottle lands in the base.

What bottles does it work with?

Standard glass long-neck beer bottles with metal crown caps. It isn't designed for cans or plastic bottles.

Is it safe?

The cap launches upward with real force, so treat it like any launcher: use it on a stable surface, keep faces, pets and drinks clear of the top of the tube, and never look into the tube once a bottle is in.

Is it a good gift?

It's built as one — for veterans, active duty, and anyone who runs the grill. It looks good on a shelf and gets used straight away.

How do the bundle savings work?

Pick Buy 2 to save 10% or Buy 3 to save 15%. The saving is applied automatically in your cart and confirmed at checkout.

When will my order arrive?

Delivery options and costs are shown at checkout, and current delivery times are in our Shipping Policy.

Can I return it?

Our Refund Policy, linked in the footer, explains how returns work.

How do I contact you?

Use the contact details at the bottom of the page and a real person will get back to you.