Beer Battalion · Issue No. 1
Beer Battalion Motar
Drop a bottle in the top. The cap fires out, the beer lands open in the base. Every round gets a reaction.
- Drop the bottle in the top — the cap fires out, the beer lands open
- Woodland camo tube, American flag band and eagle shield badge
- Two front legs and a strut into a star-stamped base
- No bottle opener to hunt for, ever again
- A gift built for veterans and the people who toast them
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- Made to gift
- Real people on support
What goes in it
Made for standard glass long-neck beer bottles with metal crown caps. It isn't designed for cans or plastic bottles.
Shipping & returns
Delivery is Free! Our Shipping Policy and Refund Policy, linked in the footer, set out the full terms.
Operating procedure
Three steps. Zero bottle openers.
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01
Load
Hold a capped glass bottle upright and drop it bottom-first into the top of the tube.
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02
Fire
As it slides down, the cap is knocked off and launched out of the top with a pop.
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03
Serve
The bottle lands upright in the base cup, open and ready. Pull it out and drink.
Why it hits different
Every beer becomes a moment
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Looks like gear, not a gadget
Woodland camo, a red-white-and-blue flag band and a gold eagle shield badge. It sits on a home bar like it was issued.
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Stands its ground
Two front legs and a rear strut lock into a black base stamped with stars, so it stays put on the table.
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Never gets old
The tenth round still gets the same laugh as the first. Guests will want a turn.
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Ends with a cold one
The bottle finishes upright in the base cup — cap gone, ready to drink.
In the field
Garages, porches, dens and BBQs
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Back garden
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BBQ on the deck
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Basement bar
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Front porch
The gift problem, solved
For the vet who already has everything
Birthdays, Father's Day, Veterans Day, Christmas, retirement — it's the present that gets used the same night it's opened. Buy two and keep one for yourself.
Questions
Before you deploy
What is it?
A mortar-style beer bottle opener. You drop a capped bottle into the top, the cap is knocked off and launched out of the tube, and the open bottle lands in the base.
What bottles does it work with?
Standard glass long-neck beer bottles with metal crown caps. It isn't designed for cans or plastic bottles.
Is it safe?
The cap launches upward with real force, so treat it like any launcher: use it on a stable surface, keep faces, pets and drinks clear of the top of the tube, and never look into the tube once a bottle is in.
Is it a good gift?
It's built as one — for veterans, active duty, and anyone who runs the grill. It looks good on a shelf and gets used straight away.
How do the bundle savings work?
Pick Buy 2 to save 10% or Buy 3 to save 15%. The saving is applied automatically in your cart and confirmed at checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and costs are shown at checkout, and current delivery times are in our Shipping Policy.
Can I return it?
Our Refund Policy, linked in the footer, explains how returns work.
How do I contact you?
Use the contact details at the bottom of the page and a real person will get back to you.